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The Framework

The 7 Decisions

Most people skip this. It's why they fail.

01
Why

What are you running from — or toward? The honest answer changes everything that follows.

02
Who

Solo, partner, family. This changes the financial model and the risk profile, completely.

03
Non-Negotiables

What you cannot give up — food, music, comfort, connection. Be ruthless here.

04
Where

Geography is a 3x cost multiplier. Choose wrong and the math never works.

05
Which Lifestyle

$35K to $180K startup range. That gap is 3 to 7 years of your life.

06
Financial Reality

Your earliest escape date. Your latest escape date. The gap is almost entirely Layer 5.

07
Psychological Readiness

You're romanticizing. So am I. Here's how we test it — before it costs you years.

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The Four Archetypes

Every Escape Is One
Of Four Stages.

Not a personality test. A diagnostic. The question is not if you're stuck — it's where.

Every profile we've modeled lands in one of four stages — Dream, Design, Decision, Departure. Each has a different bottleneck, a different burn rate, and a different number of months between today and the door. Diagnose yours honestly, and the next move becomes obvious.

01 · Dream 02 · Design 03 · Decision 04 · Departure

The Dreaming Escapist

"I know exactly where I'd go. I just can't afford to leave yet."

Vision is vivid. Screenshots of anchorages at midnight, price tags on land in Portugal, a van build saved to Pinterest. Everything is clear except the runway. The gap between today and departure is almost entirely a capital problem.

Typical Runway48–72 mo
Savings Rate< 15%
Bottleneck Capital

The Number-Ready Planner

"The money is there. The life is not."

Portfolio is sized, runway is funded, FIRE math checks out. But the which is blurry — boat or cabin, Portugal or Medellín, solo or with someone. Numbers arrived before the vision did, and now they're waiting.

Typical Runway18–36 mo
FI Progress65–85%
Bottleneck Lifestyle Selection

The Pathless Ready

"I could leave tomorrow. I just don't know for where."

Capital, skills, and clarity of why are all in place. What's missing is commitment to a single lifestyle. Five viable options, five different cost models, and the cost of indecision is measured in months — not dollars.

Typical Runway6–18 mo
Options Open3–5
Bottleneck Commitment

The Launch-Window Escapee

"Everything is ready except a date on the calendar."

Capital, lifestyle, geography, income — locked. The only variable left is a departure date, and the only obstacle is the courage to name it. The dream stops being a dream the moment it's on a calendar.

Typical Runway0–6 mo
Variables Open1
Bottleneck The Date
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